Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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