I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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