Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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