im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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