I must be too annoying 4 u.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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