Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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