the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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