she was so not down for the gang bang
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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