how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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