His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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