so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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