...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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