Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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