Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
