So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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