She announced her abortion via fbk
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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