tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he fucked my hip out of place.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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