Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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