big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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