they need to just BURY HIM!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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