Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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