we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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