I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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