he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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