put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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