I'm lost and stupid without you.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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