what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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