One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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