brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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