but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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