he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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