Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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