do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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