my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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