You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
