I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
