Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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