i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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