singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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