on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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