nut hugger
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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