im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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