So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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