Do you still have your period?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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