Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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