even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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