at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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