what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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