Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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