That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
