We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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